I Am

I am going to break records.

I am a superstar.

I am selling corporate crack.

I am exploiting the fact that the 2008 global economic crisis was parallel to the streets of black America in 1985.

I am receiving love and respect from people who see my greatness.

I am inspired by other great people, people who have done greater things than myself.

I am humble when it makes sense to be.

I am full of pride:  Always.

I am past the stage in my life where I need approval from anyone or anything.

I am thankful for the fact that I met the best business partner an entrepreneur could ask or hope for.

I am a real life Gordon Gekko.

I am the one your baby mama wants to fuck.

I am the the one your wife wants to dig her back out.

I am the one your girl wants to dig her fingernails into.

I am lucky that I don't have any babies from American women.  No child support from me, bitches!

I am lucky that I never got married in America.  No alimony from me, bitches!

I am going to rape the game.

I am going to treat fortune roughly, because she is a manipulative, passive aggressive, cock-teasing slut-whore who's been givin' a whole bunch of other niggas love.  I conclude therefore that, fortune being changeful and mankind steadfast in their ways, so long as the two are in agreement men are successful, but unsuccessful when they fall out.  For my part I consider that it is better to be adventurous than cautious, because fortune is a woman, and if you wish to keep her under it is necessary to beat and ill-use her; and it is seen that she allows herself to be mastered by the adventurous rather than by those who go to work more coldly.  She is, therefore, always, woman-like, a lover of young men, because they are less cautious, more violent, and with more audacity command her.  ~  Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince.

I am a real life Tyler Durden.

I am a lion.

I am a champion.

I am Ubermensch.

I am ready.