I'm So Sorry

I'm so sorry that the agreement I'm signing this week will take a $50M company to $1B+ in a year.

I'm so sorry that momma home-schooled me and gave me a brain with more horsepower than a machine with more horsepower than you can imagine.

I'm so sorry that I will actually be able to buy a Bugatti, buy a Lambo, buy a Ferrari, buy every car your fuck nigga ass wants, but can't get.

I'm so sorry that I have 666 reasons to give these hoes no love.

I'm so sorry that I will have to descend upon my enemies with the wrath of 1,000 suns.

I'm so sorry that I ran through Robert Greene's 33 Strategies of War for the past 10,000 hours (heh-fuckin-heh-heh) and am using this shit on a virgin market.

I'm so sorry that I hear the stories of the greatest conquerors in the history of mankind and relate.

I'm so sorry that I have superpowers, and you don't.

I'm so sorry that you were blind to my greatness before diamonds in you face make you feel like the paparazzi are takin' shots of you.

I'm so sorry that you bitch niggaz doubted me, that you stupid bitches disrespected me.

I'm so sorry that my electric swag makes your bitch wet.

I'm so sorry that Dr. HAHA Lung took me under his wing and created a motherfuckin' monster.

I'm so sorry that I had to resurrect the ghost of Mr. Musashi to carve 1,000 victories into the graves of 1,000 unsuspecting enemies victims.  Hater, rot in pieces.  Leave a hater's rotten pieces in the parking lot.  Saleen S7 so big it can't even fit in the parking spot. 

I'm so sorry that the past four years have made me so evil that "devil-worshippers" are now defined as "people who praise the second-most evil character in the universe."

I'm so sorry that the only way for me to show you how smart I am is to show you how simultaneously crazy I am.  Ain't no one out they mind as me.

I'm so sorry that you find these sentences so annoying, sexy, inspiring, angering, offensive, and status-quo challenging.

I'm so sorry that I have to transvaluate values.

I'm so sorry that I see the truth, and you don't.

I'm so sorry that you are dumb, and I am smart.

I'm so sorry that I dreamed about this life over ten years ago... and started hustlin' and grindin' for this life over ten years ago!

I'm so sorry that Illuminati wants to recruit me.