Saturday, November 1, 2014

so much motherfuckin' horsepower, you punk ass pussies can't stop me

You bitches wouldn't recognize greatness even if it were staring you in the face everyday, wearing a Superman T-shirt.

I was born to be great. My parents made me this way. While most children my age sat in classrooms in either public or private schools, I spent my elementary school years receiving one-on-one attention from a college mathematics professor. My mind grew wings and rocket boosters.

A whole lot of horsepower.  More than you.

Sometimes, it hurts to be so crazy and so smart at the same time. I don't think I was born crazy. I don't even think I was crazy as a kid. My craziness evolved out of awareness of reality. The fact is, we humans live on planet earth. We evolved from chimps, and the first versions of our species first walked 100,000 – 200,000 years ago. Much of this existence was tremendously frightening and downright horrific (humans are weak, compared to other predators with extraordinary lethal claws and teeth).

But we humans have the mind. We have reason. With this, we ascended to the top of the food chain. Just by thinking – and acting accordingly – we can hunt lions, tigers, bears, sharks, and even apes. What is ape to man? A laughing stock or a painful embarrassment. And man shall be just that for the overman: A laughing stock or a painful embarrassment.

If you are reading this, it likely means that you are a human and are the dominant species on this planet. You are the Alpha Animal. Congratulations. You are number one, until the someone decides to start a new species... heh-heh-heh.

I teach you the overman. Man is something that shall be overcome. What have you done to overcome him?

Back to earth. This planet has existed for 4.5 billion years, and through a process called abiogenesis, life began. Then, life evolved.

To make things even crazier, this planet is spinning on its axis, while simultaneously revolving around a massive star, our sun, the center of the solar system.

Indeed, this should be basic knowledge for the average child, but some people don't even know this... or they deny it, preferring instead to beLIEve fairy tales written over two millenia ago... by humans who didn't know the basic information noted above.

Back then, we didn't know that this universe has existed for 13.9 billion years. What the fuck? That shit is crazy.

Don't let these tattoos fool you motherfuckers. Don't let the NFL player physique throw off your perception. The individual writing these sentences has a Big Bang Theory mind. While you most American dummies were struggling with their times tables, I was doing algebra. While you stupid Dorritos eatin' fuck niggas were playing around in May of this year, the loneliness was killing me. I remember how it felt to be alone, with no one to talk to.



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