Tuesday, November 4, 2014

The Best Pickup Artist Advice In Modern History


1)  Get money.

2)  Get power.

3)  Make your own moves.

3)  Offer ice cream.

4)  Act like a lizard.

5)  Tell her that she is lucky you are a nice guy.

6)  Tell her that she is pretty and compliment her outfit.

7)  Call her a bitch and a lesbian.

Note:  Steps one, two and three are not optional.  The rest are.

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