If the Christian God Actually Exists...

If this God really exists...

I mean, suppose he really exists. Christ died, and he actually... came back. He rose up from the grave, out of the darkness...

Why, 2,000 years later, does he still play hide and seek? I would really... really like to know the answer. 

Oh yea. Free will. Faith. Pfft. Right. Whatever.

Look. From experience, I know people suck at faith. Asking someone to believe in you is a fool's endeavor. People don't "believe in" anything but themselves. That's why being feared - and respected, at the very least - is so much better than being loved. Love can come and go. Here today. Maybe here for years. But then gone tomorrow. 'Tis the fate of any man who invests his heart and soul in some whore's vagina.

If I had a one-on-one conversation with this guy - and I could just take the next few moments to speak directly to this God... I think this is what I would say...

Look at what they did to you. Look at what they said to you. Look at how unfair the whole situation was. Vengeance is yours, right? Isn't that what it says in the Old Testament? BTW, is that still relevant and whatnot... the Old Testament, that is.


Anyway, i digress. Look at the betrayal, especially by those who said they loved you. Look at the end of chapter 7 and the beginning of chapter 8 in John. What's up with that whore, that cheating, adulterous wife? Was that your bitch? 

I mean, good God, what the hell? What did you do to deserve all of this? Nada. You just proclaimed yourself as a deity, and they hated you for it. They killed you for it. 

Look. Do this for me. Live up to your name, and flatten your enemies. If the Christian God actually exists, then show em'. Destroy them totally. Publicly. Unleash all of the rage that has rightfully stockpiled inside. I mean, it makes you angry, right? The **** they did? They **** they do, even to this day? 

It's time for Book of Revelation type-****.

Crush them. Crush them mercilessly, as they would have crushed you. Put the exclamation point at the end of an epic legend. Make it something to remember. Make it last. Forever. 

And especially, for the treacherous ones who betrayed you at the end, who left you when you needed them the most... you must make them suffer the most. Hell is eternal separation from God, right? Then cast them far away from you. Make them realize and accept in their hearts what they have done. keep them out of heaven. They don't get to go. 

And why not do it, like, right now? Why not descend from heaven faster than the speed of light, and land on earth as soon as I finish this post. Come back. Now. The gettin' is good. 

The world bruised your heel, and now it is time to come back with skull-crushing vengeance.